A CURE for asthma, depression, headaches, aggression and insomnia - it exists, and you can purchase it from British homoeopaths Ainsworths.
However, the story gets better - the remedy comes all in the form of a pill, made from none other than ground-down fragments of the Berlin Wall - exactly where we'd have thought you'd find a cure, if you ask us.
The "medication" is made by grinding down pieces of the Wall and diluting it multiple times with lactose, water and alcohol.
The company, which has held royal warrants for almost 40 years, is charging up to 114 (AU$204) for a large bottle of the pills.
Edzard Ernst, Emeritus Professor of Contemporary Medicine at Exeter University, told The Telegraph, producers believe the tablets convey a "spiritual force" capable of bringing people together.
"Homeopaths do not believe it is a pharmacological action, but it is a sort of vital force that is acting," he said.
"The vital force, the spiritual force that was in the Berlin Wall, the intention...is in the remedy."
If you're looking to buy the product, you can score a 1g vial of lactose pills for 4.20 (AU$7.53), or you can pay in excess of AU$200 for 1,000ml in liquid potency (23% alcohol).
Believe it or not, the firm which produces it makes no medical claims about the treatment.
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