DISPENSARY CORNER 2 May 16
May 2, 2016
A TEA M of sniffer dogs at a British
airport have proved themselves
experts at sniffing out cheeses
and meats, but not so nifty at
finding illegal drugs.
English media is reporting
that the dogs which were a 1.25
million pound investment for the
airport have failed to find any
illegal class A drugs in the past
seven months.
The pooches have, however,
been champions at finding small
amounts of cheese or sausages,
wrongly brought back by
returning British holidaymakers.
Nice work pups, surely sausages
smell tastier than cocaine.
The airport is now examining
“how better to deploy the dogs”.
AN ICELANDIC pool has hit back
with graphic posters after
it came to their attention it was
becoming commonplace for men
to use communal hair dryers on
their, er...nether regions.
They’ve created a somewhat
awkward poster titled “This is not
a ball sack dryer”.
It reads: “Don‘t dry your
ball sack or your butt with the
communal hairdryer in the
swimming pool or the gym”.
“Bald older gentlemen with
hairy torsos must either bring
their own blow-dryers or just
buy a more absorbent towel,” it
continued.
Well, no beating about the bush
there, point taken.
Let’s hope it works.
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