IN THE famous words of the musician Meat Loaf, "I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that", at least that should've been the thought pattern of a love-struck couple who recently waded through 30 tonnes of putrid rubbish to find their missing wedding rings.
Medical experts tend to be quite vocal about the importance of maintaining good personal hygiene, but it seems the message is yet to break through to the pair from Melbourne, who in their bid to recover the missing rings, recruited local trash workers at the Stonnington Waste Transfer Station to help with the search.
After hours of scouring through the grease and the grime, the rings were eventually located, just proving the popular musical expression coined by the J Geils Band, love truly does stink!
IT APPEARS the Guthrie Police Department in Oklahoma have found a novel way to get psyched about Christmas, accusing an elf of going on a drug-induced rampage.
On the department's Facebook page, they claim to have arrested a cheeky elf after he consumed "too much eggnog" and replaced water with "snowman urine" at a retirement village.
Bail is set at 300 candy canes.
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