Dispensary Corner 06 Feb 12
February 6, 2012
A SORE mouth can certainly make
you desperate.
A woman arrested in the USA
for robbing a bank told police she
did it because she needed a new
set of dentures.
The toothless lady was
reportedly captured on CCTV
robbing a bank in the town of
Waynesburg, Pennsylvania.
“During her confession she
stated she wanted to use the
money to pay for dentures she
was unable to get through welfare
until next year,” according to a
police report.
A GROUP of apes in the Eastern
European country of Kazakhstan
are likely to end up as alcoholics if
the cold weather continues.
A zoo in the remote city of
Karagandy, which is currently in
the centre of an unprecedented
freezing snap, is giving its
monkeys red wine to help protect
them from respiratory infections.
“After all, primates are just like
people,” said spokesperson
Svetlana Pilyuk.
“Some of them even abuse it,
coming up to the drinking trough
several times,” she said.
Red Communion wine is used,
with the addition of chopped
fruit, honey, lemon, sugar and hot
water to make it more appealing.
Pilyuk emphasised that
pregnant monkeys and babies are
not allowed to have the drink.
Last Fri the outside
termperature in Karagandy was a
chilly -33° Celsius.
AND they wonder why obesity is
such a problem in America.
More than 20,000 people
gathered in the US city of
Philadelphia last weekend to
watch world eating champ Takeru
Kobayashi demolish 337 chicken
wings in just 30 minutes.
Kobayashi absolutely smashed
the previous record of 255 to
claim a $20,000 cash prize, with
last year’s winner only managing
to gorge himself on 271 wings.
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