Dispensary Corner 06 Sep 10
September 6, 2010
MY cat made me do it.
A Japanese man, Tsutomu
Mizumoto, distraught by the
passing of his beloved feline
companion was arrested last
week following a three hour road
rampage.
According to reports the man
was initially spotted driving on the
wrong side of the road at 5.45am
last Wednesday morning, and
police were called in.
The man then lead police on a
three hour chase, during which he
crashed through five emergency
blockades and a tollgate before
eventually pulling over.
“I was sad my pet cat died,”
Mizumoto said.
“I wanted to do something
crazy,” he added.
SMOKE and drink more for the
good of your country!
The Russian finance minister,
Alexei Kudrin, is calling on the
people of Russia to increase their
intake of cigarettes and alcohol
in a bid to boost the country’s
bank balance through product taxes.
“If you smoke a pack of
cigarettes, that means you are
giving more to help solve social
problems,” he said.
“People should understand:
Those who drink, those who
smoke are doing more to help
the state,” he added.
SURPRISE!
A British couple have had to
make a few adjustments to their
life following the discovery that
their three week old baby girl
Olivia, was in fact a three week
old baby boy.
Born eleven weeks prematurely
via an emergency cesarean,
doctors initially thought the
incubated baby was a girl.
However as the weeks moved
on, the baby (not fully formed at
birth) developed, it became
apparent she was actually a he.
Whilst visiting ‘Olivia’ the proud
parents were taken aside and
told the news, and shortly after
settled on the name Dylan, and
are still to decide on what to do
with all their female baby gear.
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