Dispensary Corner 18 Jul 11
July 18, 2011
A NEW milk marketing campaign
in California is urging men to buy
their loved ones dairy products to
help avoid the symptoms of premenstrual
syndrome.
The California Milk Processor
Board suggests that men are the
true victims of the monthly
scourge, with billboards and radio
ads advising the sufferers on how
to deal with their “hormonally
challenged” wives and girlfriends.
A range of support tools are also
being offered, including a website
at www.everythingIDoIsWrong.org
which includes a spoof alert map
of the “current global PMS level”
and a “video apology enhancer”.
Users of the site can also upload
a photo to a special “puppy dogeye-
zer” inviting them to “give
yourself a face that’s hard to stay
mad at”.
And another key feature is a
‘sensitivity vocabulator’ which
suggests using the word
“passionate” instead of “irrational”.
LIGHTNING doesn’t often strike
twice in the same place - but
unfortunately it did for an unlucky
US family on the weekend.
54-year-old Stephen Rooney
died on Sat after being struck by a
lightning bolt during a family
picnic - 48 years after his father
died due to lightning while on a
fishing trip.
THE secret to abolishing malaria
may lie in the smell of stinky feet,
according to the Gates
Foundation which last week
announced funding for a special
“pungent project” in Tanzania.
Scientists believe that malaria
mosquitoes may be strongly
attracted to foot odour, and the
proposal is for the development
of traps to capitalise on this.
The idea came from Dutch
researcher Bart Knols, who
discovered the insects’ foot
affinity by standing naked in a
dark room filled with mosquitoes
and examining where he was
bitten.
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