Dispensary Corner 15 Nov 10
November 15, 2010
SERIOUSLY frozen.
A 51-year old Canadian
woman, Paddi Moore, has
successfully gotten out of a
driving charge after a court heard
she was unable to blow into the
breathalyzer because of botox.
According to reports Moore’s
mouth was almost totally frozen in
place with botox injections to iron
out wrinkles, making her unable
to grip onto the device’s straw
long enough to blow properly into
the analyser.
After trying four times to no
avail the police decided to charge
Paddi with refusing to take the
test, however this was quashed in
court after a letter from her doctor
informed the judge that botox
made her unable to purse her lips.
HEART attack strikes again.
The notoriously anti-health conscious American eatery, the Heart Attack Grill, has launched a new promotional campaign which is likely to raise the ire of most health professionals. The promotion allows people who weigh more than 158kgs to dine in the restaurant for free. The poster-boy for the campaign is Heart Attack Grill lover Blair River who weighs in at 304kgs, and was paid around $250 an hour to make a YouTube video and model for promotional pictures. Strangely enough the Heart Attack Grill chain was founded by former nutritionist and Jenny Craig weight loss clinic manager, Jon Basso. The Grill features waitresses in hospital gowns, serving calorie rich foods and beverages (including the Double Bypass Burger) and after finishing, guests can opt to be wheel-chaired out to their car instead of walking.
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