A FRUIT company in Spain has solved one of mankind's greatest health problems - well, not really.
The Isla Bonita fruit company has released a diet avocado that they have whimsically labelled 'Avocado Light'.
The company claims its new variety of avo contains less fat and fewer calories than traditional varieties, but before hipsters everywhere begin their celebratory smearing of even more gluten-free, feta-infused guacamole on their chia seed-riddled toast, the question of whether the world really needs low-fat avocados is one that needs to be answered.
And the jury is in -- nope.
The fat in avocados is monounsaturated, meaning it can help lower bad cholesterol and keep you feeling full.
So why are companies breeding disingenuous avocados, you ask?
Well, we suspect cafes in Sydney and Melbourne looking to increase their profit margins may have funded the research.
A Florida man has been awarded thousands of dollars after being wrongfully arrested by police officers who confused the powdered sugar from his Krispy Kreme doughnuts with illicit drugs.
Although the white substance in the end wasn't crack cocaine, let's face it, the doughnuts are arguably just as bad for you!
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