THEY'RE willing to fork out for fancy food and bigger seats to fly in some comfort, away from the "the great unwashed", but it seems there's one item Virgin Australia's Business Class passengers can't resist pinching.
The number one stolen item from flights is the Business Class salt and pepper shakers, designed to resemble the sails of the Sydney Opera House.
They've proven so popular, in fact, that Virgin Australia is now considering selling them online.
Portugese police have spoilt one man's day by discovering he was sporting a sexy pair of false buttocks, not for the purposes of seduction, but to simply transport about one kilogram of cocaine.
The confused clumsy constipated crack-in-the-crack carrier was detained at Lisbon Airport after arriving on a flight from the city of Belem.
Apparently he had stashed enough cocaine in his buttocks bags (pictured) to cut into 5,000 inividual doses of cocaine, police said.
Those in receipt of the illicit product would probably prefer to not know its means of transport.
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