EVER been told you look like death warmed up - well that's exactly the nightmare a man in Romania has been facing after been told by the government they don't believe he is alive.
Constantin Reliu spent more than 20 years of his professional life working as a cook in Turkey, however, when he returned to his homeland he learned his wife had him formally registered as dead.
"I am a living ghost," Reliu recently told local media.
"I have no income and because I am listed as dead, I can't do anything."
The only thing left to do I suppose is tell the Romanian Government to drop dead - I mean, fair's fair, right?
It TURNS out that being a fall down drunk might not be bad for you after all, so long as by falling down we mean taking a nap and by drunk we mean a little bit tipsy.
A study from Washington State University and Harvard Medical School Scientists recently concluded that two glasses of wine before catching 40 winks could actually help people in the fight against obesity.
Scientists identified a polyphenol in red wine that aids with weight loss.
Despite the medical revelation, you're not likely to see any contestants on The Biggest Loser getting drunk anytime soon.
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