MEN of Australia, be glad you are not a hairy-nosed wombat!
Not just because of the hairy-nose bit - although as the years roll on that can be an issue for some - but because of the aggressive mating habits of female wombats.
Two studies by Aussie researchers at the University of Queensland burrowed into the private lives of the southern hairy-nosed wombat, revealing a host of secrets that should help breed the animals in captivity.
The second study focused on mating behaviour, finding that females peed less, paced more and bit males on the bum more often during their most fertile phase of the oestrous cycle.
Be thankful for small mercies.
It'S faster to get cocaine home-delivered than a pizza in England and Scotland, according to the 2018 Global Drug Survey.
More than a third of the roughly 1,500 British cocaine users who responded to the poll said they could get the drug delivered within 30 minutes.
That compared to about 12% of people in England who said they could get a pizza in that time.
In Australia things weren't quite as snappy, with only about 13% of cocaine users saying they could get a 30 minute delivery.
The results can be viewed at www.globaldrugsurvey.com.
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