Dispensary Corner 07 Dec 12
December 7, 2012
THE end is nigh.
As the world prepares for its
inevitable destruction on 21
December, as supposedly shown
by the Mayan calendar, alternative
music radio station, Triple J, is
bucking the trend and hosting an
end of the world party today.
The station is basing its
prediction on a statement made
by celebrity Australian scientist,
Dr Karl Kruszelnicki, who said that
the Mayan’s got it wrong and the
world will end today.
“Calendars were misread, leap
years were disregarded and
gravitational pulls were all but
forgotten meaning that the
prophecy of total human
annihilation will actually take
place at 9am on Friday,” a
statement from the station said.
Sorry for the late notice.
To calm the public during this
distressing time Australian PM
Julia Gillard was enlisted by
Triple J to film an end of world
video for YouTube.
In the video, the PM says that
whilst no scientist at the CSIRO
could confirm the annihilation,
our destruction is imminent.
“It wasn’t Y2K, it wasn’t even
the carbon price. It turns out the
Mayan calendar was true,” she said.
‘‘Whether the final blow comes
from flesh-eating zombies, demonic
hell beasts or from the total
triumph of K-Pop, if you know
one thing about me, it’s this: I will
always fight for you to the very end.
“And at least this means I won’t
have to do Q&A again,” she added.
NO more children.
An American man, Cory Curtis,
has been ordered by a US court
to cease procreating until he can
afford to pay for the upkeep of
his offspring.
Curtis currently has nine
children to six different women
and was in court for failing to pay
US$50,000 in child support and
US$40,000 in interest.
Curtis was given a three year
probation on the condition that
he refrain from producing any
more heirs.
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