Dispensary Corner 09 Aug 10
August 9, 2010
HAND them a slimming shake.
Authorities at Turkish Airlines
have suspended 28 flight attendants
without pay for being overweight.
The airline gave has given the
staffers six months to lose their
excess baggage, with failure to do
so resulting in ‘reassignment’.
According to the airline all of its
suspended staffers had been
warned previously to trim the fat,
with one hostie Izzet Levi being
told to drop a total of ten kilos to
reach a goal weight of 96kgs.
“Weight and height are
important factors at all airlines,”
a statement from the airline said.
“These criteria are important
both in terms of appearance and
the ability to move about,” the
statement added.
WE’RE not alone?
Bookmakers have dropped the
odds on aliens existing from 100/
1 to 80/1, after it was discovered
the wartime English Prime
Minister Winston Churchill
ordered a cover-up of a supposed
WWII UFO encounter.
According to reports Churchill
banned the release of any details
pertaining to an “encounter”
between a RAF bomber and an
unidentified flying object during
WWII, for fear that reportage would
lead to wide-spread public panic.
The incident has only become
public after Churchill’s grandson
enquired about the events with
the Ministry of Defense saying that
his grandfather had told the
family about the ‘bizarre encounter’.
The Ministry was however
unable to assist with the enquiry
as all UFO files dated before
1967 had been destroyed.
DEATH is not the end!
A Scottish taxidermist/entrepreneur
Kate Macpherson, has taken the
unusual step of picking up
roadkill to make clothing including
traditional Scottish purses.
Criticised by animal rights
activists for perpetuating the use
of animals for clothing
Macpherson said that she was
mearly “creating something
useful rather than allowing their
beauty to be wasted”.
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