GLITTER pills that will supposedly make your poop sparkle now exist!
Thankfully you won't find them at your local pharmacy, but they are widely advertised online, with some sites describing them as trending right now.
While most sellers indicate that the capsules (pictured below) are purely decorative, they also note they're made with "non-toxic, extra-fine glitter", just in case they're swallowed.
Dispensary Corner does not condone ingesting these.
IT MAY only be early November but the Christmas spirit has well and truly kicked off.
Exhibit A: UK supermarket Tesco has put out a mulled spice scented toilet paper.
The festive dunny paper can be picked up for 2 and contains cinnamol, citronella and limonene - er, no glitter!
Some sarcastic Twitter users aren't sold on the idea of bringing Christmas cheer to their buttocks.
One even suggested that the toilet paper is akin to "wiping your backside with last night's hangover".
While another wrote that it makes you smell like a "disappointing Christmas party".
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