Dispensary Corner 13 Dec 12
December 13, 2012
WOULD you like heart surgery
with your order?
A new YouTube webisode
series, Epic Meal Time, is aiming
to put the cellulite back into legs
and the cholesterol back into
blood streams with its brand of
cooking.
The only rules for the show are
that recipes must contain bacon
and Jack Daniels whisky, whilst
“pandemonium is encouraged”.
“We're here to say pizza is
good, cheeseburgers are good,
but pizza-cheeseburgers are even
better,” said host Harley
Morenstein.
During the show contestants
are pitted against one another to
create the most heart-attack
inducing, densely meaty dishes,
which have the highest calorie,
fat and cholesterol content.
A panel of judges then assesses
the creations based on taste,
ingredients and presentation.
Past winning creations have
included a gingerbread house
made of meat, meat brekkie
cereal with gravy milk, deep fried
chicken wrapped in bacon and
stuffed with Doritos and Cheetos,
and a human sized egg roll.
PREHISTORIC Obama.
The recently re-elected US
President Obama has had yet
another honour bestowed upon him,
after researchers at Yale named a
newly discovered dinosaur
Obamadon gracilis.
According to reports the
researchers chose the name
because of physical similarities
between the President and the
dinosaur.
“The dinosaur has these very tall,
straight teeth and Obama has
these tall, straight incisors and a
great smile,” said one researcher.
Obamadon died out a cool 65
million years ago, and was only
recently re-discovered.
Researchers believe the
dinosaur looked similar to a
lizard, and would have mainly
eaten insects.
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