Dispensary Corner 16 Jul 12
July 16, 2012
checking his personal hygiene,
after being convicted of
harassment for licking the ear of
one of his clients.
64-year-old Lawrence McCreery
was tied over allegations from the
former customer that while
discussing a child custody case he
licked the back of the 21 year-old
woman’s right ear.
Judge Frank Rothschild found
the claims proven and levied a
$250 fine, saying “quite frankly,
these are the actions of a dirty old
man”.
HEALTH officials in Switzerland
have banned a new pizza because
it is topped with a range of toxic
substances.
The dish was offered at a
restaurant in Zurich, having been
designed by chef Ismail Ertekin
who used “tiny amounts of poisons
from homeopathic remedies”.
Toxins apparently included
poisons from spiders, scorpions
and snakes, with Ertekin insisting
the special pizzas were harmless.
“Preservatives in foods are
much more damaging than my
poison pizzas,” he said.
However the local health
department investigated, and
despite only containing small
amounts of poison withdrew the
pizzas from sale because
“medicinal products are not food
stuffs”.
A NAKED man in Dallas, Texas,
was so keen to get some gear on
that he crashed his pickup truck
into a local shopping mall.
Police were called to the
Southwest Center early in the
morning last Fri, after the nude
offender allegedly drove his
vehicle through the glass entry
doors and then crashed through
several kiosks before driving into
a sporting goods store.
Once he was inside he
apparently started putting on
some clothes and a pair of Air
Jordan sneakers.
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