SUFFERERS of conditions like irritable bowel syndrome beware - it might get you involved in a brouhaha at 40,000 feet.
A man suffering from "uncontrollable" flatulence found himself used by two angry Dutchmen as a giant whoopee cushion after they became irate at his perpetually foul odour.
The Transavia Airlines flight was on route to the Dutch capital of Amsterdam from Dubai when it was forced to make an emergency landing after a brawl broke out over the issue of passing wind.
One witness said the obese man accused of constantly breaking wind became quite angry when confronted, claiming he retorted by really letting one rip.
Nutritionists are always telling us to lay off the sugar, well it makes it much harder when a city opens an entire Museum dedicated to the infamous carb.
New York is gearing up to introduce the Museum of Candy to its citizens, a temple of sweetness that contains the world's largest gummy bear.
The museum follows the opening of the Museum of Ice Cream, famed for its swimmable sprinkle pool.
Anybody caught with a concealed vegetable on the tour of the museum is promptly beaten up with toffee apples before being asked to leave.
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