VITAMIN D alert! A wildlife agency in Belgium has blocked an application for a nude beach over fears that sexual activity in the dunes could scare off a rare bird.
The Belgian Naturism Federation says it's outraged at the refusal, which was on the grounds that "subsidiary activities" by naked bathers would pose a threat to the crested lark.
A suggestion that the habitat could be fenced off to protect the creatures was scoffed at by the local mayor who said "Barbed wire against nudists? Pff. As if a man without clothes cannot get over a barbed wire".
And while we're on the subject, it's hard to argue with the logic of a man arrested for public nudity at a gymnasium in the USA.
The Planet Fitness chain tries to encourage visitors to work out by promoting its philosophy of being a "Judgement Free Zone".
The Massachusetts man took it to the limit when he stripped off for some naked yoga, much to the shock of some fellow patrons who called law enforcement.
According to New Hampshire TV station WBZ-TV, he told police "I thought this was a judgement free zone," apparently referencing the chain's slogan.
The officers didn't agree, charging him with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.
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