Dispensary Corner 27 July 16
July 27, 2016
WE WERE under the impression
that the tooth fairy left presents,
not threats.
Not all tooth fairies are the
friendly kind though, as one
Philadelphia boy has learned.
Along with $5 for his fourth
molar, he was left a sinister note,
threatening to take his remaining
teeth if he doesn’t do his chores.
The letter which claimed
to have been sent from ‘The
Offices of Tooth and Fairy, LLC
-- Tooth Adjusters’ noted that his
“obligations have frequently gone
uncompleted, and often have to
be requested multiple times”.
“If these obligations are not
fully completed we will have no
recourse but to repossess all of
your remaining teeth, by force if
necessary, with no repayment to
you,” it continued.
Way to scare the little bloke.
Apparently he was not amused,
but his parents certainly were.
OUCH! A new report from the
UK claims high heels are costing
British businesses £260 million a
year as women take sick leave for
problems caused by the spikes in
the first place.
Reasons listed against wearing
high heels included them being
detrimental to a woman’s feet
and spine and even having a
serious impact on a woman’s
“ability to think properly, ability
to breathe properly and ability to
carry out an executive presence”.
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