DISPENSARY CORNER 29 March 16
March 29, 2016
How to use left-over Easter eggs?
Some seriously thoughtful
advice on this matter is widely
available, and some of the most
helpful from Will & Guy is listed
here for your convenience:
• If you can’t eat all your
chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer - but if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong
with you?
• If calories are an issue, store
your chocolate on top of the
fridge. Calories are afraid of
heights, and they will jump
out of the chocolate to protect
themselves (NB: front page
article on obesity in Australia).
• Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg
before each meal; it’ll take
the edge off your
appetite, and that
way you’ll eat less.
• Chocolate has
many preservatives;
preservatives make you look
younger.
• Why is there no such
organisation as Chocoholics
Anonymous? Because no one
wants to quit.
Why do blondes have more
fun? Perhaps it’s because they’re
smarter than the rest of us.
Reporting in the journal
Economics Bulletin, researchers at
Ohio State University found that
blonde-haired white women have
an average IQ of 103.2, compared
to 102.7 for those with brown
hair, 101.2 for red hair, and 100.5
for black
hair.
There was
one caveat,
researchers
said. It
appears
that roughly
3% of the women describing
themselves as blonde may have
become that way from a bottle.
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