FAST food isn't great for your health at the best of times, but especially when the delivery driver decides to molest your salsa and cause cross-infection.
After becoming annoyed at only receiving an 89 cent tip from a customer, the driver allegedly filmed his disgust by plonking his testicles into a dipping sauce.
Strangely, the man subsequently posted the vile incident online, stating "This is what you get when you give an 89 cent tip for an almost 30-minute drive".
The delivery company that employed the man issued a full refund to the customer - hopefully the money was clean.
Plague Inc, the cheerful real-time strategy game where the users try to eradicate the world through disease is currently trending on Change.org because of a petition to add "Anti-Vaxxers" as a new twist in the story.
The premise of the game works by starting users off as a small disease where the aim is to become a global pandemic.
The petition is trying to get the makers of the game to include the anti-vax movement as a variable, where not immunising against disease would add to the global threat and would therefore increase your chances of achieving global destruction.
If only this threat was restricted to the gaming world. Sigh.
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