VALENTINE'S Day supposedly makes the heart grow fonder, but rarely have people accused fast-food giant KFC of doing the same thing - however perhaps the following story might persuade you to think differently.
To mark the international day of romance yesterday, KFC gave away thousands of scratch'n'sniff Valentine's Day cards featuring a swooning Colonel Sanders.
Each card contained a choice selection of "finger lickin" phrases from the Colonel like "You have the secret recipe to my heart" and "You're the cole to my slaw."
We think we now know why Mr Sanders had all that time to master his fried chicken recipes - with lines like those the guy was obviously a lifelong bachelor.
People spend millions of dollars on skin therapies every year for treatments like facials and mud baths, but have you ever considered doing the same thing to your buttocks? We sincerely hope the answer is no, but clearly some people are saying yes.
"Butt facials" are now a thing apparently, with practitioners of the bizarre offering promising to give rears a deep cleaning, flush toxins and prevent skin sagging.
We're not sure why people care what their backsides look like, we guess when you spend time talking out of one it makes sense.
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